The Chair in the Corridors of Power (Uncertainty surely? Ed.)

Gentlemen, For those of you who wondered why I wasn't present at yesterday's match vs Matfield (well done lads - a highly honourable draw), please observe the pictures below. I was in fact having a private meeting at No.10 for the purposes of ensuring Ant Lund's place on the New Year's Honours List as well as Tarquin Deserter's incarceration in the Tower. Bless The Chairman