Wednesday 10 September 2014

Rascals v’s Northiam (match date - 07.08.14)

A 1 o’clock start was always looking shaky for a Rascal’s team, but the prospect of a prompt start was rocked to its foundations by an 11.30 call coming in from our captain letting us know that he was going to be late (I hear you gasp in horror at the very idea of Neilo being late).  This in itself was not exactly earth shattering news and actually pretty par for the course, but as the call came in from A&E where he was tending to his son’s double thumb dislocation, it looked like the delay might be of more than a few minutes.

Most of the rest of the team, working on ‘Rascal’s Time’ did manage to muster at the pitch (some were already there (shrieks again!!) for a creditable 1.20 and we were all set to go at 1.35.  Tossing duties were shouldered by Skilbeck who, having been given clear advice that we fancied an overs match and batting second, won the toss and returned with the news that he had opted for a timed game and batting first.  Incredulity was followed by the dawning realisation that he was probably, annoyingly, right. With the captain missing for at least half the match, a pretty thin bowling line up anyway, there was little option in reality, so good call Eddie.

Eddie and Geoff Knight opened up for us and, though scoring slowly, saw off their opening bowlers; a rather useful and pacey pair of 15 year olds.  Geoff finally capitulated having demonstrated an amazingly complete set of cricketing (air) shots that the extended edition of the ‘Cricketer’s Complete Guide to Batting Stroke Play’ would have been proud of.  The strike rate did pick up, and Eddie and the ‘Dos Paulos’ (yet another 100 partnership by the Rascal’s with little return on the victory front?) took it to within a few overs of the allotted tea time.  There was a small clattering of wickets at this point, but all in the cause of taking us to 232 for 5(?).  A fairly respectable score and one we felt would be enough to make a game of it.  Phil Richardson was though overheard during tea to muttering darkly that we were ‘7 or so runs short in my view’, ominous and prescient words perhaps?

Ant Lund made an early breakthrough, but this was followed by a hiatus in wickets and a steady, if not flamboyant, flow of runs.  All changed with the arrival of one Zak Keeling.  Having requested a fielding position that was unlikely to see a catch as it is ‘my least favourite thing in cricket’, he strode up to the crease with his first ball of the season in all forms of the game, delivered a medium pacer of perfect length to James Fielding (a scorer of more than one century against us in previous years).  James was defeated by the bounce and hit it firmly back into the (very safe, it now seems) hands of Zak.  One more wicket, a fine snick to the safe hands Mackwood, our faithful and youthful keeper, saw him open his account for the team with a double wicket maiden.  Two overs later he had another in very similar fashion and the Rascals were cock-a-hoop and scenting victory. 

From here on though matters did not go quite so well; excellent fielding, some very solid bowling support (Grigson, Skilbeck, Keeling J and P) and a number of exceptionally close calls on appeals not withstanding, they managed to ease past our total with 4 overs to go. 

Other than a small spat that involved querying if their third umpire (if they indeed had one) might have lost the faculty of speech and that, with the two on-field umpires, they would have made a perfect team of sensorially challenged primates, the match was played, as ever, in the best of spirits. There was of course their much appreciated supper laid on at the Rose & Crown.  When Jasper and I left the pub at 8.45, Eddie and Rosco were still haggling over the last fiver for the tea-money, Phil looking for the last answer to his crossword and Neilo was late for work on the opposite side on the M25. Aaah, Halcyon Days!!

With one match to go and the glorious return of our errant Chair, we can still look forward to doubling our victory tally for the season!!


PK

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