Sunday 20 July 2014

Rascals vs Donkey's Impediments 19.07.14

Finally the sweet smell of victory! And how sweet it smells. More reports and pics to follow, but for now enjoy the odour. PK

Full Match Report:

Confusion abounded as to how the team list would look.  Huge quantities of e-traffic flew backwards and forwards; it was a spectator sport in its own right.  Finally, come Saturday night, we were at a full complement.  Sadly, by Sunday morning, we were back down to 10.  Luckily Neil Mackwood was found carousing at a local hostelry, accepted the king’s coin, and found himself sailing on the tide aboard the good ship Rascal before he had roused himself to his senses (Thank you Neil, you will be remembered and toasted for years to come).

More troubles came in the form of the grounds man; the machinery shed remained obstinately shut.  Another round of intensive communiques was fired off, with the happy result that at around 2.45 a new strip was starting to be prepared.  There was some grumbling along the lines of ‘if only he took that broom out of his arse…’, but it was happy sight to behold.  Tarquin took on the heavy roller duties and proceeded to leave the perfect impression of a pair of Rayban aviator’s in the middle of the square.  Amazingly at 3pm the pitch was ready, 22 players champing at the bit, toss tossed and Eddie had elected to bat.  We were on:



Yet again we started very solidly (can we make a habit of this?), with Rossco and Eddie nearly topping last weekend’s record (?) opening partnership with a reassuring 102.  Rossco went off like a train, sustaining a near fatal injury to his foot, free hitting his way to a fine 68. 


Eddie did not stay at the crease too much longer after being joined by Jamie Mackwood who set about the job of shoring up the innings with his usual aplomb.  He certainly has the knack of not looking like he has any intention whatsoever of releasing his place on the crease.  Jamie was joined by PK and the two them went, very nearly to the close of the innings.  This is the only time when Jamie looks vulnerable (for that he was), when he really starts to open up his shots.   PK was joined at the crease by newcomer Olly McIntosh for the last 5 balls.  Showing no signs of nerves, he hit a sweetly struck six straight back over the bowlers head on his second ball.  Your Rascals closed out on 248 for 3 off their 35 overs

A beautiful tea was laid on by Rossco (is there nothing that man won’t do for the team?), hoovered up by 22 hungry players and cleared up by a beautiful new addition to the kitchen, the delightful and ever youthful Vanessa K.

Having set them 7 an over, we were quietly confident that the first victory of the season was within our grasp.  With one wicket and only 4 runs hit off the first 5 overs spirits were soaring in the Rascal camp.  Olly McIntosh was tearing in from the pavilion end delivering some weapon grade pace.  Quite extraordinarily, their opener decided that the best answer to this was to charge down the wicket to him.  Something that left us all slightly confused.  Is it really worth risking life and limb for the Impediments??  Got to admire the commitment though.

Two Collier boys made a good stab of trying to rescue the game for the Impediment’s, until Alex C skied one to the heavens off Eddie’s bowling.  A short cameo from various bowlers (Mynott x 2 and Jasper K) at death brought around a final score of 180 all out off 34.3 overs.

Jasper K had the rare honour of being asked by the umpire to keep quiet while the bowler was running in.  The fact that he was the bowler at the time marked it out as a rare event (where does he get it from?)



As there was a wedding and the Bell starting at 4 pm and Neil G was absent, there was remarkably little debate as to where to repair to for the post match ceremonies.  It took some time to wrangle both teams to the same side of the Bull, but once there, some fines words were spoken by David G, Nigel B and Eddie.  The bat was duly received by the latter only to be snatched back immediately for ‘safekeeping’ by Nigel (perhaps he had seen Billy Grigson at work with another bat earlier?)


Scorebook, beautifully kept (our inning’s anyway) by Jasper K.


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